Memo to: Josh McCown

[winkyduck]

Dear Josh,

HOLD ON TO THE MOTHER F*****G FOOTBALL! You have TWO fumbles inside the 10-yard line - both recovered by Atlanta. You have to start for me this week in my fantasy league - and your fumbles are KILLING ME!

PUH-LEASE hold on to the ball - pretend it is a woman's breast - and hold on tight!

Sincerely,

Winkyduck

 

[LSUpete]

Pass Out That Same Advice To That Dumbass Vick.

 

[Seymour]

After you teach Vick that please teach him some passing skills - this is the most overhyped athlete in any sport ever - including Tyson.